Q: How many police officers does it take to help the chicken cross the road?
A: 4!
2 squad cars 2 officers in each car positioned at the chicken crossing. You may be thinking right now, what the fuck, is that chicken royalty? You may also be thinking, is there a special place for chickens to cross the road? Think no more cause all these facts are true & you should laugh but not right now don’t laugh at them. OK you can laugh at them. Let me explain something to you cops don’t give a shit about chickens! It’s the cocks they worry about. Cause it’s not called a chicken fight; it’s called a Cock fight. Maybe a bunch of police officers get together & smack their appendages on each other.
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