“There are no shortcuts in evolution,” Supreme Court justice Louis Brandon says who’d reconsider if he knew of my revolution. I merely influence you to manipulate the future of the human species, using your Twitter or Facebook feed before a live audience – bonding is important when fighting stress & illness, boosting the immune system. Social media is social dementia; a public diary! This creepiness & stalking makes Catfish a hit not by dismantling as I do but revving the creepiness & stalking. It stains your honor to discover your friend does not like you, instead use you or your looks to shore up their ailing self-esteem.

These are outlets for fraud, identity theft, spam, pornography, viruses, hackers, cyber-bullying, stalking, de-personalization & 80% of divorces: the Devil’s Playground. Users are consumed by their darkest passions rather than extricated from despair. Courtesy now has a school-marmish quality to it that makes you squirm. Recently Vine followers pled for the most popular users to date, resulting in a rape charge. Twitter charges $1.36 per follower; buy fake followers your account shuts down.

“New is the new new,” to loosely quote Louis C.K., Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld & Chris Rock in HBO Special, Talking Funny. In the words of Jim Morrison, you must continually expose yourself to fear to gain freedom.


Every day we assess the risks. Facebook is a virtual reality: 1 year stock shot 161%. Wrest control away from Zuckerberg. No matter the time spent pruning your social media platform it’s biggest minus is the moral decay of today’s youth & rehashing our use of the word “friend.” Strength is in discretion. Key word: In.

Responsibility rests on our shoulders. Us verse them. We must have the final say who “likes” us. Take the dice & put them down.

Bioethicist John Harris of the University of Manchester in England predicted biotechnology leads to “enhancement evolution.” Leapfrog over Twitter & Facebook: under options click “Print”: read it in public; form genetically unique offspring. We will dismantle social media one user at a time, or be lost in a shuffle. “We’re not suited to survive designed as we are,” Harris says.

Enable the kid in yourself. “Itla min Rossi.” In Arabic it means “Don’t be paranoid!” “Don’t sniff my butt!” & even “Bark up another tree!” Amplify your passion.

This is the era in where reality is entertainment. The plight of the 3 person. We must halt gentrification & crank up the speed on egalitarianism. Skip past the incremental, slow-moving process of natural selection; deliberate selection is our driving force.

Can an idea last forever? Well, the pen is mightier than the sword.

I think I’m a superhero: I’m no comedian cause they repeat themselves. My 50 minute Course. $20 value! Or quicker powerpoint. Beware the sway of my swagger. I was on T.V. in Ohio. I moved to L.A. as I deem my cause worthy, etching & seeking out a market with a huge audience. Never Repeat a Joke is more than a religion for me; it’s my child.

Create egg & sperm on demand – an act of ultimate incest. In effect, the “mental slate is wiped clean” as we joke. Win-win. Laughter bonds the community emotionally; causes a sense of camaraderie; decreases depression & anxiety. An increase of neuropeptides decreases pain by producing natural painkillers.