ALL-TIME TOP FILM QUOTES                                                                                  53 films 24 minutes

1. Becky: I like your dress. Jenna: That’s because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out! -13 Going On 30
2. Mike Enslin: We came to get the story, and we don’t rattle. I give room 1408 at the Dolphin hotel TEN SKULLS! –1408
3. Captain Nemo: I asked you to leave, Professor. Prof. Pierre Arronax: You also asked me ashore, to show me man’s inhumanity to man. Why? To justify this? You are not only a murderer, you are a hypocrite. The proof lies out there. Captain Nemo: You call that murder? Well, I see murder, too. Not on those drowned faces out there, but on the faces of dead thousands! They are the assassins, the dealers in death. I am the avenger! -20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
4. Chow Mo Wan: Memories are traces of tears. –2046
5. Paul Rivers: They say we all lose 21 grams… at the exact moment of our death. Everyone. And how much fits into 21 grams? How much is lost? When do we lose 21 grams? How much goes with them? How much is gained? How much is gained? Twenty-one grams. The weight of a stack of five nickels. The weight of a hummingbird. A chocolate bar. How much did 21 grams weigh? -21 Grams
6. Monty Brogan: “I need you to make me ugly.” -25th Hour
7. Spartan King Leonidas: A new age has come, an age of freedom. And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it. –300
8. Employee: Will you just think about it. OK? The dude was in the john with a dirty mag. I mean if that’s me, I’m painting the ceiling. -40 Days & 40 Nights
9. Bill Herlihy: Are you still my baby? Katie Herlihy: No, dad, I grew up. But I am still your daughter. -The 60’s
10. Stephanie: I gave ‘im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit. -8 Mile

1. Nash: See if I derive an equilibrium where prevalence is a non-singular event where nobody loses, can you imagine the effect that would have on conflict scenarios? -A Beautiful Mind
2. Francis Duflot: “spits) A Frenchman’s hand I his word. Max Skinner: “spits) An Englishman’s word is his bond. -A Good Year
3. Kid: What’s your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me? Dottie Hinson: What do you say I smack you around for a while? Kid: Can’t we do both? -A League of Their Own
4. Emily Friehl: Honestly, if you’re not willing to sound stupid you don’t deserve to be in love. –A Lot Like Love
5. Lawson Pines: Autumn comes slowly in New Orleans. The grass remains a stubborn green, but the heat gives way to a gentle warmth. Pursy did begin to catch on in school. She was surprised. We weren’t. Winter arrived before we realized the sunlit hours of summer had waned. So now the wine began to outlast the day and that was more than anyone could’ve asked for. –A Love Song for Bobby Long
6. Stanley Kowalski: Now what kind of a queen do you think you are? Do you know that I’ve been on to you from the start, and not once did you pull the wool over this boy’s eyes? You come in here and you sprinkle the place with powder and you spray perfume and you stick a paper lantern over the light bulb – and, lo and behold, the place has turned to Egypt and you are the Queen of the Nile, sitting on your throne, swilling down my liquor. And do you know what I say? Ha ha! Do you hear me? Ha ha ha! -A Streetcar Named Desire
7. Frank Stark: Come on Jim, stand up… I’ll stand up with you… I’ll try to be as brave and strong as you want me to be. -A Rebel Without A Cause
8. Virgil: Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! -The Abyss
9. Bartleby Gaines: “What about you, parents? Did the system really work out for you? Did it teach you to follow your heart or to play it safe and roll over?” –Accepted
10. Macon Leary: “Maybe tomorrow you’ll be here. Maybe you won’t. Or maybe you’ll just go back to Sara.” “All I’m saying is-” “All I’m saying is take care what you promise my son. Don’t go making him any promises you don’t intend to keep!” “I just want him to learn how to subtract!” –Accidental Tourist
11. John Laroche: [viewing an orchid at a flower show] You see that nectary all the way down there? Darwin hypothesized a moth with a nose twelve inches long to pollinate it. Everyone thought he was a loon! Then, sure enough, they found this moth with a twelve-inch proboscis. Proboscis means “nose,” by the way. Susan Orlean: I know what “proboscis” means. John Laroche: Yeah, let’s not get off the subject. This isn’t a pissing contest! -Adaptation
12. Birdie: What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin’ at her rear end. -All About Eve
13. Willie Stark: “Everything else can be filthy and corrupt but a man doesn’t have to be.” -All The King’s Men
14. Penny Lane: How old are you? William Miller: Eighteen. Penny Lane: Me too! How old are you really? William Miller: Seventeen. Penny Lane: Me too! William Miller: Actually, I’m sixteen. Penny Lane: Me too. Isn’t it funny? The truth just sounds different. William Miller: I’m fifteen. -Almost Famous
15. Father Vogler: Oh, that’s charming! I’m sorry, I didn’t know you wrote that. Salieri: I didn’t. That was Mozart. -Amadeus
16. Martin Tweed: The relationship after sex becomes one of distant loathing. – American Dreamz
17. Doris Vinyard: I’m ashamed that you came out of my body. -American History X
18. [Catch is staring at Sharon intently in the car] Sharon Pogue: What! Catch: Oh, I was trying to picture you without your clothes on! Sharon Pogue: [startled] Excuse Me! Catch: Oh, not like that, I mean I’m trying to picture you without your uniform, on your day off… with regular clothes. -Angel Eyes
19. Antwone Fisher: “Who will cry for the little boy, who cries inside of me.” Jerome Davenport: Who will cry for the little boy Antwoine? Antwone Fisher: I will, I always do. -Antwone Fisher
20. Luther ‘Shark’ Lavay: In football, you have the offense and the defense. You can’t have one without the other. Respect will be paid. -Any Given Sunday
21. Jaguar Paw: I am Jaguar Paw, son of Flint Sky. My Father hunted this forest before me. My name is Jaguar Paw. I am a hunter. This is my forest. And my sons will hunt it with their sons after I am gone. -Apocalypto
22. Nick Persons: I don’t know karate. But I do know crazy. -Are We Done Yet?
23. [steps on Lang’s neck] Michael Faraday: Call it off. Oliver Lang: It’s for you, Michael. It’s for all of us. Michael Faraday: It’s not for me, call it off! Oliver Lang: Are you happy in your godless suburban life? Michael Faraday: Call off the bomb! -Arlington Road
24. Harry Stamper: Grace, I know I promised you I was coming home. Grace Stamper: I don’t understand. Harry Stamper: [sighs] Looks like I’m going to have to break that promise. -Armageddon
25. Scott Evil: Would you… Dr. Evil: Sh!… Knock-knock. Scott Evil: Who’s there? Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: But… Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive “sh!” Now, I have a whole bag of “sh!” with your name on it. -Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
26. Dr. Evil: I’ve already had someone created in my image. He’s evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins. -Austin Powers: Spy Who Shagged Me
27. Austin Powers: Nice to mole you… meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole. [to Foxxy as Basil & The Mole leave] Austin Powers: Don’t say mole. Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop. Austin Powers: I said mole. Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop. [Basil gestures him to hush] Number Three: Bye. Austin Powers: Mole. [Basil & the Mole try again to leave] Austin Powers: Mole. [Basil warns him again to hush] Austin Powers: Mole. Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up! Austin Powers: [Basil and The Mole walk out and Austin lets loose] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley! -Austin Powers: Gold Member

1. Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh… Why do you keep calling me Calvin? Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear. -Back to the Future
2. Captain Howard: Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that’s what you are, you’re him. Marcus Burnett: But I-… Captain Howard: You’re him, I don’t wanna hear it, you’re him. And you, you’re you, you be you, but not in front of her. You’re him, you’re you. -Bad Boys
3. Jim Carroll: [narrating] When I was young, about eight or so, I tried making friends with God by inviting Him to my house to watch the World Series. He never showed. -Basketball Diaries
4. Daphne Wilder: Is it crazy for me to want her to have one healthy relationship in her life? -Because I Said So
5. “Do whatever for the dollar.” -Belly
6. Sonny: You want a father figure? STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER’S HAIR. -Big Daddy
7. Ed Bloom “Age 10): I was thinking about death and all. About seeing how you’re gonna die. I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn’t it? Because you’d know that everything else you can survive. -Big Fish
8. Grandma: I used to go to ballet. Billy: See? Dad: All right for your Nana, for girls. No, not for lads, Billy. -Billy Elliott
9. Veronica Vaughn: So it’s um, the last day of 3rd grade, and you have the teacher alone in your tent, what do you want to do? Billy Madison: Well I could think of three things I’d like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake. And three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. -Billy Madison
10. Anna: You’re not my husband. You’re just a little boy in my bathtub. -Birth
11. Alexei: What would we do with a baby? Sophia: Think of a name for it. -Birthday Girl
12. “What’s that about gentleman? The boy can’t hold his water?” -The Black Dahlia
13. Lazarus: I ain’t gonn’ be moved on this. Right or wrong, you gonn’ mind me. Like Jesus Christ said, “Imma suffa’ you. IMMA SUFFA’ YOU!” Get yo ass back in my house! Rae: Or what? Or what? [spits in Lazarus’ face] -Black Snake Moan
14. Deckard: …You’re reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl- Rachael: Is this testing whether I’m a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard? -Blade Runner
15. Troop Leader: Here we say that the freedom is in your hands, so if you go against us, so go your hands. -Blood Diamond
16. George: The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance. -Blow
17. Greg Weinstein: It’s bullshit, all right? I mean if you want them off the phone so bad, why don’t you just hang up? -Boiler Room
18. Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual!? -Borat
19. William Wallace: [pauses, then sighs sadly] She was my wife. We married in secret because I would not share her with an English lord. They killed her to get to me. I’ve never spoken of it, I don’t know why I tell you now, except… I see her strength in you. One day, you will be a queen. And you must open your eyes. -Braveheart
20. Robert Hanssen: Cooperation is counter-operation. -Breach
21. [John Bender is absently tearing up books] Andrew Clark: That’s real intelligent. John Bender: You’re right. It’s wrong to destroy literature. It’s such fun to read. And [examines title] John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads. Claire Standish: Moliere. -Breakfast Club
22. Patricia Franchini: What is your greatest ambition in life? Parvulesco: To become immortal… and then die. -Breathless
23. Leslie Burke: Just close your eyes, but keep your mind wide open. -Bridge to Terabithia
24. Don Johnston: [to Lolita] That was quite an outfit you weren’t wearing earlier. -Broken Flowers
25. “I’m not picky. As long as she’s smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree…” -Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

1. Max Cady: It’s not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here. -Cape Fear
2. Truman Capote: Sometimes when I think of how good my book is going to be, I can’t breathe. -Capote
3. Rick: Who are you really, and what were you before? What did you do and what did you think, huh? Ilsa: We said no questions. Rick: …Here’s looking at you, kid. -Casablanca
4. Nicky Santoro: A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you’re talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who’s gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin’ night. -Casino
5. Chuck Noland: Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn’t take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. -Cast Away
6. Frank Abagnale Sr: You see these people staring at you? These are the most powerful people in New York City and they keep peeking over their shoulders wondering where you’re going tonight. -Catch Me If You Can
7. “Something will ALWAYS happen.” -The Celestine Prophecy
8. Doyle Gipson: Money. You… you think I want money? What I want is my morning back. I need you to give my time back to me. Can you give me back my time? Can you give my time back to me? Huh? Can you? -Changing Lanes
9. “Swan dive into oblivion.” -Checking Out
10. Homer: I’ve looked at so many women. I’ve seen everything, and felt nothing. But when I look at you, it hurts. -The Cider House Rules
11. Jimmy Johnston: They say the paper’s gettin’ all sorts of letters from people saying you’re their inspiration – like you saved their lives or somethin’. If you ask me, it’s a lotta crap. -Cinderella Man
12. Susan: Love! You don’t love anybody! Me or anybody else! You want to be loved – that’s all you want! I’m Charles Foster Kane. Whatever you want – just name it and it’s yours! Only love me! Don’t expect me to love you. -Citizen Kane
13. Boy 1: The big deal is dope, you got it? Boy 2: If you wanna be a dealer, you gotta start as a delivery boy, see? Boy 1: This delivery boy business is real bullshit. The time it takes being a delivery boy, then security and then manager, is way too long. Boy 2: What you gonna do? You’ve gotta wait for them to die… Boy 1: No way! I’ll do it just like Pequeno did: you gotta whack everyone and that’s it! -Citizen Kane
14. Admiral Greer: You took an oath, if you recall, when you first came to work for me. And I don’t mean to the National Security Advisor of the United States, I mean to his boss… and I don’t mean the President. You gave your word to his boss: you gave your word to the people of the United States. Your word is who you are. –Clear & Present Danger
15. Takes different strokes to move the world. – Clerks
16. Lawyer’s Secretary: Are you even injured? Mark: Do I look injured? Lawyer’s Secretary: Well, we only do injuries. Mark: Well, I’ll just go get hit by a truck and come back. -The Client
17. Dan: Didn’t fancy my sandwiches? Alice: Don’t eat fish. Dan: Why not? Alice: Fish piss in the sea. Dan: So do children. Alice: Don’t eat children either. –Closer
18. Travis: “Can I go to the bathroom? “Points) My foot hurts.” –Clueless
19. Devon: Give me a milk STEVE [looks at all the bikers] Devon: In a dirty glass. -Cop and “
20. Maddy: See, I think there’s a plan. There’s a design for each and every one of us. You look at nature. Bird flies somewhere, picks up a seed, shits the seed out, plant grows. Bird’s got a job, shit’s got a job, seed’s got a job. And you’ve got a job. –Cold Mountain
21. Max: I’m not taking you to see my mother. Vincent: Since when was any of this negotiable? – Collateral
22. Chuck Barris: I’m not killing people… my future’s in television. –Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Lorbeer: Big pharmaceuticals are right up there with the arms dealers. –Constant Gardener
24. Nicole: You can be anywhere where when your life begins. You meet the right person and anything is possible. –Crazy/Beautiful
25. Sebastian: I don’t know how to make this any clearer to you. You mean nothing to me! You were just… You were just a conquest. Annette: You’re such a coward.Look at yourself! You’re shaking! Is that what you came to tell me? Sebastian: I’m sorry. –Cruel Intentions
26. “You eat a lot. To eat a lot, you have to work a lot.” –Cuckoo
1. Robert Langdon: “Why does it have to be human or divine? Maybe being human is divine?” -Da Vinci Code
2. Louanne: There are no victims in this classroom. -Dangerous Minds
3. Winston Boyko: Hey Chaz, you know what my favorite song is? “Get Money”, B.I.G, Lil’ Kim. My favorite artists, Eddie Money, Al Green and Johnny motherfuckin’ Cash, baby. Oh, lemme tell you, my favorite Reverends, Frederick Price and Creflo Dollar. Charles Schine: Yes, Winston. I have your money. Winston Boyko: Who’s talking money here, Chaz? Just trying to make conversation, man. -Dead Man Walking
4. Todd Anderson: I… I close my eyes, and this image floats beside me. John Keating: A sweaty-toothed madman. Todd Anderson: A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain. John Keating: Oh, that’s *excellent*! Now, give him action – make him do something! Todd Anderson: His hands reach out and choke me. John Keating: That’s it! Wonderful, wonderful! Todd Anderson: And all the time he’s mumbling. John Keating: What’s he mumbling? Todd Anderson: Mumbling truth… Truth’s like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. John Keating: [some of the class start to laugh] Forget them, forget them! Stay with the blanket. Tell me about that blanket! Todd Anderson: Y-You push it, stretch it, it’ll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it will never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying to the moment we leave dying, it will cover just your head as you wail and cry and scream! [class applauds] John Keating: Don’t you forget this. -Dead Poet’s Society
5. “Pissing on $100 bills just to see the look on Benjamin Franklin’s face.” – Death to Smoochy
6. Stuntman Mike: Scary tends to impress. -Death Proof
7. “I’m standing here. Petrified! Stupefied! Horrified!” -Deathtrap
8. Larry: [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing? Bill Little: Don’t ask. Everette: Don’t tell. -Delta Farce
9. Winston Boyko: Hey Chaz, you know what my favorite song is? “Get Money”, B.I.G, Lil’ Kim. My favorite artists, Eddie Money, Al Green and Johnny motherfuckin’ Cash, baby. Oh, lemme tell you, my favorite Reverends, Frederick Price and Creflo Dollar. Charles Schine: Yes, Winston. I have your money. Winston Boyko: Who’s talking money here, Chaz? Just trying to make conversation, man. -Derailed
10. Emily: [to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo’s, I saw it. -The Devil Wears Prada
11. Rory: You’re a stupid man, Mr. Burke. You only see me standing between you and your money. You’re forgetting about the thousand men standing behind me. That’s a mistake. -The Devil’s Own
12. Neil Kellerman: I have to say it. I’m known as the catch of the county. Baby: I’m sure you are. Neil Kellerman: Just last week, I stole a girl from Jamie, the lifeguard, and he asked her, right in front of me, “What does he have that I don’t?” And she said, “Two hotels.” –Dirty Dancing
13. Philip Blackburn: It gets worse. His lawyer is Catherine Alvarez. Bob Garvin: Oh, great. She’d change her name to “TV Listings” just to get it in the paper. –Disclosure
14. FBI Technician: What’s forget about it? Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it’s also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like “Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?” and Paulie says “Forget about it!” Sometimes it just means forget about it. –Donnie Brasco
15. Ted Cole: Everything in fiction is a tool: pain, betrayal, even death. These are, you know, these are like, uh, different colors on a painter’s palette. You need to use them. –The Door in the Floor
16. Sister Madeline: If we can create this life with imagination, why not the next? –Dragonfly
17. C.C. White: Isn’t music supposed to express what people are feeling? Curtis Taylor Jr.: Music is supposed to sell. –Dreamgirls
18. Alabama trooper #1: [watching Daisy and Hoke leave after checking them out] An old nigger and an old Jew woman takin’ off down the road together… -Driving Miss Daisy
19. Michelle Johnson: [at the contestant interviews] Did you guys know the retarded guy has his pants completely off? Harold Vilmes: [everyone looks at Hank who is obviously spanking his monkey] Close up shop! Close up shop! –Drop Dead Gorgeous

1. George Hanson: What’s “dude”? Captain America: “Dude” means nice guy. “Dude” means a regular sort of person. –Easy Rider
2. “I grieve and dare not show my discontent. I love and yet I’m forced to seem to hate. I do yet dare not say I ever meant. I seem stark mute, yet inwardly do prate. I am and I’m not. I freeze and yet am burned. Since from myself another self I turn.” -Elizabeth I
3. Claire Colburn: I’m going to miss your lips. And everything attached to them. -Elizabethtown
4. Almásy: I once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn’t speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed to the horizon and said, “Faya!” That was a good day. –The English Patient
5. “Do you think my grandfather is..” “What?” “Distressed?” “What do you mean?” “What do you mean, what do I mean? I do not mean anything.” “Oh.” “If I meant to say something else, I would say something else.” -Everything is Illuminated
6. Robert Doob: What? You want me to say I’m sorry? It could have been anybody. I don’t even remember what she looked like. It’s nothing personal. Karen McCann: She was seventeen years old. She was five-foot two. She had brown eyes. Her name was Julie. She was my daughter. -Eye for an Eye
7. Dr. Bill Harford: Now, where exactly are we going… exactly? Gayle: Where the rainbow ends. Dr. Bill Harford: Where the rainbow ends? Nuala: Don’t you want to go where the rainbow ends? Dr. Bill Harford: Well, now that depends where that is. Gayle: Well, let’s find out. -Eyes Wide Shut

1. Castor Troy: I torched *all* the evidence that proves you’re you. So, like, WOW! Looks like you’re gonna be in here for… [looks at his watch] Castor Troy: [in a childish na-na tone] THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS! -i
2. Bill Foster: What are you doing to the street? Construction Worker: We’re fixing it! What the Hell does it look like? Bill Foster: Two days ago it was fine. Are you telling me the street fell apart in two days? Construction Worker: Well, I guess so. Bill Foster: Pardon me, but that’s bullshit. You see, I don’t think anything’s wrong with the street! I think you’re just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don’t spend the projected amount this year, you don’t get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET! Construction Worker: Hey, fuck you, pal. -Falling Down
3. Annie: Do you know how to make chocolate milk? Jack: I think I could figure it out. Annie: Promise you won’t kidnap me and my brother and plant stuff in our brains? Jack: Sure. Annie: Welcome to earth. –The Family Man
4. Ben Grimm: It’s CLOBBERIN’ time! –The Fantastic Four
5. Cathy Whitaker: Miró. I don’t know why, but I just adore it. The feeling it gives. I know that sounds terribly vague. Raymond Deagan: No. No, actually, it confirms something I’ve always wondered about modern art. Abstract art. Cathy Whitaker: What’s that? Raymond Deagan: That perhaps it’s just picking up where religious art left off. The modern artist just pares it down to the basic elements of shape and color. But when you look at that Miró, you feel it just the same. -Far From Heaven
6. Margo Masse: You’ll always remember your first, not your second, not your third, just your first. –Fear
7. “Consumption is evolution.” –Feed
8. Jjaks Clayton: You ate my ear. You killed your wife. You framed me for it. AND YOU’RE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I LIED? –Feeling Minnesota
9. French cop: The American ambassador beats his wife? Nicolas Bardo: Yes, that’s right. Yes, and she has the face to prove it. –Femme Fatale
10. “All fathers beat their children —– wouldn’t be children if they didn’t.” –The Field
11. Shoeless Joe Jackson: Man, I did love this game. I’d have played for food money. It was the game… The sounds, the smells. Did you ever hold a ball or a glove to your face? Ray Kinsella: Yeah. Shoeless Joe Jackson: I used to love travelling on the trains from town to town. The hotels… brass spittoons in the lobbies, brass beds in the rooms. It was the crowd, rising to their feet when the ball was hit deep. Shoot, I’d play for nothing! -Field of Dreams
12. Narrator: [while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. -Fight Club
13. Jamal: Women will sleep with you if you write a book? Forrester: Women will sleep with you if you write a bad book. –Finding Forrester
14. J.M. Barrie: It seems to me that Peter’s trying to grow up too fast. I imagine he thinks that grown-ups don’t hurt as deeply as children do when they… when they lose someone. I lost my older brother David when I was just Peter’s age, and it nearly destroyed my mother. Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: James, I’m so sorry. Your poor mother. I can’t imagine losing a child. J.M. Barrie: She didn’t get out of bed for months, she wouldn’t eat. I tried everything to make her happy but she only wanted David. So one day I dressed myself in David’s clothing and I went to her. Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: You must have frightened her to death. J.M. Barrie: I think it was the first time she ever actually looked at me, and that was the end of the boy James. I used to say to myself he’d gone to Neverland. Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: Where? J.M. Barrie: Neverland. It’s a wonderful place… I’ve not spoken about this before to anyone- ever. Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: What’s it like, Neverland? J.M. Barrie: One day I’ll take you there. -Finding Neverland
15. Kyle: There’s nine closets on this plane. Right? There’s four up and there’s five down. And nobody’s checked any of them. There’s seven galleys, there’s the crew quarters, there’s the holds. And kids can find places like that! -Flightplan
16. Barney Rubble: “I want to tell the whole world how great my best friend is.” -The Flintstones
17. Ren: Hey, hey! What’s this I see? I thought this was a party. LET’S DANCE! -Footloose
18. Telly Paretta: I had life inside me. I had life. I have a child. I have a son. I have a son, and his name is Sam, you son of a bitch. -The Forgotten
19. Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it. -Forrest Gump
20. Jack: Man, I can drink you under the table. Bobby: Probably, but we’re not talking about sperm right now. -Four Brothers
21. Adam Meiks: I hated Dad’s God, and I would have run away if it weren’t for my brother — I just couldn’t leave him there. -Frailty
22. Vanessa: Hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you’re just a big old shitbag aren’t you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit! -Freeway
23. Frida Kahlo: I just want your serious opinion. Diego Rivera: What do you care about my opinion? If you’re a real painter, you’ll paint because you can’t live without painting. You’ll paint till you die. -Frida
24. [Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot] Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot! Girl #1: Face it, lady, we’re younger and faster! [Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times] Girl #1: What are you *doing*? Girl #2: Are you *crazy*? Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I’m older and I have more insurance. –Fried Green Tomatoes
25. Abberline: I want every veterinarian, butcher, furrier in the district interviewed. Constable Withers: Furrier? What he do, sir? Skin her? Abberline: He disemboweled her. Removed her stomach, intestines… –From Hell
1. New Member Ted: This was the best one *ever*! Jim Feingold: [shakes Nicholas’s hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn’t, I was supposed to throw you off! –The Game
2. Amsterdam Vallon: Jenny was a Bluget, a girl pickpocket and a turtledove. A turtledove picks out a fine house, disguises herself as a housemaid and robs you blind. It takes a lot of sand to be a turtledove. -Gangs of New York
3. Sam: I have three Dobermans — and if I didn’t kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I’d never get anything done. -Garden State
4. Marcus: Rule number five… Show no love. Love will get you killed. -Get Rich or Die Trying
5. Edward R. Murrow: [at Gandhi’s funeral] Albert Einstein added, “Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in flesh and blood walked upon this earth.” -Ghandi
6. Sam: Molly, you’re in danger. Oda Mae Brown: You can’t just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you’re starting to make me dizzy. I’ll just tell her in my own way. [pause; then, to Molly] Oda Mae Brown: Molly, you in danger girl. -Ghost
7. Johnny Blaze: You cannot live in fear. -Ghost Rider
8. Francesco: I know, I know. Life is so disappointing. Here you are. You have arrived. You are here. This is your moment. What do you have? You have pain. You have everything. What do you have? You have nothing. Everything is right, or everything is wrong. It’s disappointing, it’s confusing. This is life. What can we do? Gia Carangi: People keep going away from me, that hurts. Francesco: Work. You have a gift, use it. Life, life will be there later. When you have worked, and you have lived, and you know who you are, life is easy. Work. It’s the only answer I know. Gia Carangi: I should have been a rock star. But I can’t sing. Francesco: Work now. You’ll live later, hm? Gia Carangi: Hmm, hmm. -Gia
9. “If I were to ask you to move my couch for me, you’d probably say, “Sure.’ But if I were to ask you to look deep into my eyes and tell me from the bottom of your heart, if it would give you great pleasure if I were to suck your cock for 12 hours. If I may be presumptuous, you’d probably say “Yes.’ See it just implies a different level of commitment.” -Gigli
10. [referring to a yellow paint which comes from cow’s urine, used in Vermeer’s portrait of Mistress van Ruijven] Van Ruijven: You’ve glazed my wife in dried piss. -Girl With A Pearl Earring
11. Lisa: “You know, there’s too many buttons in the world. There’s too many buttons and they’re just- There’s way too many just begging to be pressed, they’re just begging to be pressed, you know? They’re just – they’re just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn’t anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn’t anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I’m a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?” Susanna: “Because you’re dead already, Lisa!” -Girl, Interrupted
12. Ricky Roma: All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don’t mind it. That’s the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you’re going to regret the things you don’t do. You think you’re queer? I’m going to tell you something: we’re all queer. You think you’re a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There’s an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don’t think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won’t live in it. That’s me. [pause] Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump made you feel like you’d just slept for twelve hours? -Glengarry Glen Ross
13. Sollozzo: I’m a businessman; blood is a big expense. –The Godfather
14. Drycoff: Are you alright? Are you sure? ‘Cause, you just went thru a wall. -Gone in 60 Seconds
15. Scarlett: Rhett, don’t. I shall faint. Rhett Butler: I want you to faint. This is what you were meant for. None of the fools you’ve ever know have kissed you like this, have they? Your Charles, or your Frank, or your stupid Ashley. -Gone With The Wind
16. Bubba: If I were a woman, I’d be a slut. A lesbian slut. -The Good Girl
17. Lieutenant Steven Hauk: I understand you’re pretty funny as a dee-jay and, well, comedy is kind of a hobby of mine. Well, actually, it’s a little more than just a hobby, Reader’s Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes. Adrian Cronauer: Really. Lieutenant Steven Hauk: Yeah. And perhaps some night we could maybe get together and swap humorous stories, for fun. Adrian Cronauer: Oh, why not? Maybe play a couple of Tennessee Ernie Ford records, that’d be a hoot. Lieutenant Steven Hauk: That’s a joke, right? Adrian Cronauer: Maybe. Lieutenant Steven Hauk: I get it. -Good Morning, Vietnam
18. Sklya: “Men are shameless. If you’re not thinking with your wiener then you are thinking on it’s behalf!” -Good Will Hunting
19. Henry Hill: [narrating] Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody. -Goodfellas
20. Edward R. Murrow: To those who say people wouldn’t look; they wouldn’t be interested; they’re too complacent, indifferent and insulated, I can only reply: There is, in one reporter’s opinion, considerable evidence against that contention. But even if they are right, what have they got to lose? -Good Night & Good Luck
21. Mary Maceachran: What’s Lord Stockbridge like? Robert Parks: He thinks he’s God Almighty. They all do. -Gosford Park
22. Miranda: I’m not deluded, Pete, I’m possessed. Pete: I don’t believe in ghosts. Miranda: Neither do I, but they believe in me. -Gothika
23. Janitor: Try to not to do the stupid wrongs. -Grad. Night
24. “People tell you the eyes are the windows to the soul. Bullshit. Hands —- that’s the sign of a gentleman.”-Great Expectations
25. Eduard Delacroix: [in the electric chair, about to be executed] Don’t forgot about Mouseville. [Paul and Brutal nod] Percy Wetmore: Hey. There’s no such place. It’s just a fairytale these guys told you to keep you quiet. Just thought you should know, faggot. -The Green Mile
26. “You know what today is? Today is tomorrow.” – Groundhog Day

1. Hannibal Lecter: “Io fei gibetto de le mei case.” I made my own home be my gallows. –Hannibal
2. Lady Murasaki Shikibu: Stop now. Forgive them. Hannibal Lecter: Never! –Hannibal Rising
3. Chubbs: It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. Happy Gilmore: Get off of me. Chubbs: Just easing the tension, baby. Just easing the tension. Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else. –Happy Gilmore
4. Vincent Hanna: I say what I mean, and I do what I say. –Heat
5. Max Conners: I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt! Page Conners: uh, I am not feeling your butt again, mother! We all know it’s wonderful. –Heartbreakers
6. You like people because of their qualities. You love people because of their defects. –Hellboy
7. David: You know Charlie doesn’t exist. Emily: You shouldn’t say that. David: Why not? Emily: You’re gonna make him mad. –Hide & Seek
8. Barry’s Customer: Hi, do you have the song “I Just Called To Say I Love You?” It’s for my daughter’s birthday. Barry: Yea we have it. Barry’s Customer: Great, Great, can I have it? Barry: No, no, you can’t. –High Fidelity
9. Tom Stall: What do you think you heard? Edie Stall: It’s not what I heard… it’s what I *saw.* I saw Joey… I saw you turn into Joey right before my eyes. I saw a killer – the one Fogarty warned me about. You did kill men back in Philly, didn’t you?… did you do it for money? Or did you do it because you enjoyed it? Tom Stall: Joey did, both. I didn’t – Tom Stall didn’t. –A History of Violence
10. Hitch: You’re sending all the right signals – no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you’re wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn’t do it. And if that wasn’t clear enough, there’s always the “f*ck off” sign that you have stamped on your forehead. -Hitch
11. “A genius is the ability to get from A to D without having to go through B and C.” -Hollow Man.
12. Kate McCallister: There are 15 people in this house, you’re the only one who has to make trouble. Kevin McCallister: I’m the only one getting dumped on. Kate McCallister: You’re the only one acting up. Now get upstairs. Kevin McCallister: I am upstairs, dummy. – Home Alone
13. Michael Ellis: Bitch, how you gonna play me like that? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. You’re one of those. Honey: I’m not one of anything! -Honey
14. Annie: I’ve heard you help people with horse problems. Tom Booker: Truth is, I help horses with people problems. -The Horse Whisperer
15. Jessica and April: “Boys are cheats and liars, they’re such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base… ball, baseball he thinks he’s gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor… ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock… roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug… glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is – forget it, no such luck.” –The Hot Chick
16. Danny Butterman: Where’s the trolley boy? Nicholas Angel: In the freezer. Danny Butterman: Did you say anything like ‘cool it’. Nicholas Angel: Umm no, not really. Danny Butterman: Awww shame. Nicholas Angel: Well you would have been proud of me before, when he attacked me in the hotel and I distracted him with the stuffed monkey and I said, “Playtime’s over.” and hit him over the head with the peace lily. Danny Butterman: Man, you’re off the fuckin’ chain! –Hot Fuzz
17. Jim “Wash Out” Pfaffenbach: You’ve got four bogies heading toward you! [sneezes on the radar screen] Jim “Wash Out” Pfaffenbach: Oh my God, a dozen more of them! And a blimp, a big, shiny blimp and it’s slowly moving south! –Hot Shots
18. Tatiana Rusesabagina: [while watching a neighbor get beaten] Do something. Paul Rusesabagina: Do what? Tatiana Rusesabagina: Call someone. Paul Rusesabagina: [after shutting the gate] There is nothing we can do. –Hotel Rwanda
19. Julia: You can’t see that Louis Waters is weird? Clarissa Vaughn: I can see that he’s sad. Julia: Well. All of your friends are sad. –The Hours
20. Behrani: We know rich opportunities when we see them and do not throw away God’s blessing. -The House of Sand & Fog
21. Tom Warshaw: My story starts wherever man’s story starts: With mom. -House of D
22. Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on it’s lip. -How High
23. Michelle Rubin: Oh, you are never going to pull this off. Andie: Watch me. Tonight, I’ll hook a guy. Tomorrow, pull the switch. Before the ten days are up, I’m going to have this guy running for his life. Jeannie Ashcroft: You’re not going to burn his apartment down or bite him, or anything? Andie: No! I’m going to limit myself to doing everything girls do wrong in relationships. Basically, everything we know guys hate. I’ll be clingy, needy… Jeannie Ashcroft: Be touchy-feely. Andie: Yeah. Jeannie Ashcroft: Ooh, call him in the middle of the night and tell him everything you had to eat that day. Michelle Rubin: What’s wrong with that? [Andie & Jeanie stare at Michelle] Michelle Rubin: I’m kidding. -How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
24. Nathan Zuckerman: [voiceover] 1998 was the summer of sanctimony. After the fall of Communism and before the horrors of terrorism, there was a brief interlude when the nation was preoccupied by cock sucking. –The Human Stain
25. Key: There are two types of people: those that talk the talk and those that walk the walk. People who walk the walk sometimes talk the talk but most times they don’t talk at all, ’cause they walkin’. Now, people who talk the talk, when it comes time for them to walk the walk, you know what they do? They talk people like me into walkin’ for them. –Hustle & Flow

1. Lucy: I won’t read the word! Sam: I’m your father and I’m telling you to read the word. Cause I can tell you to because I’m your father. Lucy: I’m stupid. Sam: You are not stupid. Lucy: Yes, I am. Sam: No, you are not stupid —- ’cause you can read that word. Lucy: I don’t wanna read it if you can’t. Sam: No, because it makes me happy. It makes me happy hearing you read! -I Am Sam
2. Brad Stand: Shania hates mayo all right, and she can’t eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo – the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches – she still doesn’t believe me – I say, Shania, I’m allergic to mayo – which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn’t believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches… before she realizes, its chicken salad. -I Heart Huckabees
3. Charlie Arglist: As Wichita falls… so falls Wichita Falls. -The Ice Harvest
4. Janey Carver: A person’s body is his temple. -Ice Storm
5. Paris: Where did you go before? What did you see? What? Tell me what you saw. Ed: I saw you… I saw you in an orange grove. -Identity
6. Penny Travis: Is there such a thing as the human heart, now there’s the better question. Tim Travis: Well, if you listen closely, you can hear it breaking. -Imaginary Heroes
7. Christy [V.O.]: Listening to my mom and dad “ I was scared we weren’t going to get across the border. And if I didn’t talk to Frankie, how were we going to get into America! Please Frankie, please. Please help us, I said. -In America
8. Carter Duryea: Dan, you seem to have the perfect marriage. How do you do it? Dan Foreman: You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and then when you’re outside of the foxhole you keep your d*ck in your pants. Carter Duryea: That’s poetic. -In Good Company
9. Maggie Feller: “I carry your heart with me. I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling. I fear no Fate, for you are my Fate, my sweet. I want no world, for beautiful, you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root, and the bud of the bud. And the sky of the sky of the tree called “life,” which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.” -In Her Shoes
10. Sgt. Ladd: Drop down and give me twenty! Bones: Here. Take the whole wallet. -In The
Army Now
11. Ruth: [sees Franks has been punched in the eye] So what are you going to do about it? Frank Fowler: I don’t know… take karate. -In The Bedroom
12. David: I thought we were invincible. But now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it’s not because they forget. It’s because they forgive. -Indecent Proposal
13. Mike Wallace: You cut it! You cut the guts out of what I said! Eric Kluster: It was a time consideration, Mike… Mike Wallace: Time? Bullshit! You corporate lackey! Who told you your incompetent little fingers had the requisite skills to edit me? –The Insider
14. Dormer: This guy crossed the line and didn’t even blink. –Insomnia
15. Ethan Powell: You were right, freedom is not just a dream, it’s there, beyond those fences that we build all by ourselves. –Instinct
16. Tobin Keller: But not just dead —- dead in front of the delegates of 175 countries. Dead in front of every news service with a camera. Dead in front of the world. Police Chief Lee Wu: Nobody needs to be that dead. -The Interpreter
17. Miles Massey: All right, so much for the ice-breakers. What are you after, Freddy? [takes a drink of water] Freddy Bender: My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets. [Miles spits out some water] Miles Massey: Why only 50, Freddy? Why not a hundred? While we’re dreaming, why not 150? Are you familiar with “Kershner”? Freddy Bender: “Kershner” does not apply. Miles Massey: Bring this to trial, we’ll see if “Kershner” applies. Rex: What’s “Kershner”? Miles Massey: Please, let me handle this. Freddy Bender: “Kershner” was in Kentucky. Miles Massey: “Kershner” was in Kentucky? Freddy Bender: “Kershner” was in Kentucky. Miles Massey: All right, Freddy, forget “Kershner”. What’s your bottom line? Freddy Bender: Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets. Miles Massey: What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten “Kershner”? -Intolerable Cruelty
18. Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking? Ed Walters: Well —- what would be the odds of that happening? -IQ
19. Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie? -It Could Happen To You
20. Detective: Those tits’d make Dracula rise from his coffin at high-noon. -Italian Job

1. Eric: When I grow up, I want to be a gynecologist. Miss Marquez: You need to give a reason. Eric: You’re the reason, Miss Marquez. -Jack
2. Chris Pontius: [putting the “Muscle Stimulator” on a sensitive area] Right, let’s zap my nuts. –Jackass
3. Bam Margera: I’d rather rip off my dick & throw it in the river than do that again. -Jackass 2
4. Jack Starks: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are comin’ to see me today, and they’re not bringing flowers. -The Jacket
5. Courtney: Elizabeth Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection, obliterated by perversion. -Jawbreaker
6. Brodie: Oh my God. Don’t tell me you have no idea there’s a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Jay: What? Since when? Brodie: See, here’s the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? -Jay & Silent Bob
7. Marcy Tidwell: “Oh, baby.” Rod Tidwell “repeats): “Oh, baby. Oh——BABY.” -Jerry Maguire
8. Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not MOMMY! Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back! -Jersey Girl
9. Joe Dirt: She’s one of the hottest girls on the planet. [turns back to mirror] Joe Dirt: You just said your sisters hot! What a fuhreak! You’re going to hell man! [turns away from mirror] -Joe Dirt
10. Kate: Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like “Baby” and “Sweetheart?” Yeah, it’s not out of affection, it’s so he won’t mix up your names. -John Tucker Must Die
11. Ice Truck Driver: Do you guys need help back to the main road? Fuller: No, we’re okay, now that we’re not murdered or anything. -Joyride
12. Samantha James: I wanna lick your skin off! Chris: I’d prefer you didn’t. -Just Friends
13. David Abbott: We were romantic. Fran: What do you mean? David Abbott: You know, like boyfriend and girlfriend. Fran: Yes, I know what romantic means. -Just Like Heaven
14. Sarah: [crying on wedding night] Tomorrow my parents are going to know I’m not a virgin anymore! Tom: You haven’t been a virgin since college. Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they’re going to know for sure. -Just Married
1. Detective John Kimble: How do I look? Phoebe O’Hara: Take off the gun. [Kimble realizes he has strapped on his shoulder holster] Detective John Kimble: That’s a good idea. Phoebe O’Hara: Little bastards are gonna eat you alive. Detective John Kimble: Get some rest and don’t worry. I’ve been working undercover for a long time. They’re six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be? Phoebe O’Hara: On second thought, take the gun. -Kindergarten Cop
2. Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have? Roy: None that I know of. I mean, I’m unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy. -Kingpin
3. Alfred Kinsey: When it comes to love, we are all in the dark. -Kinsey
4. Harry: I swear to God, it’s like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on. -Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
5. Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? -Knocked Up
6. Billy Kramer: Who’s gonna read me my bedtime stories? Ted Kramer: Mommy will. Billy Kramer: You’re not gonna kiss me good night anymore, are you, Dad? Ted Kramer: No, I won’t be able to do that. But, you know, I get to visit. It’s gonna be ok, really. Billy Kramer: [crying] If I don’t like it, can I come home? Ted Kramer: What do you mean if you don’t like it? You’re gonna have a great time with Mommy. Really. She loves you so much. Billy Kramer: Dad? Don’t forget, once, if you can just call me up, okay? Ted Kramer: We’re gonna be okay. -Kramer vs. Kramer
7. Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha? Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself. -Kundun

1. Marva Munson: Now I want to know what’s goin’ on. Professor G.H. Dorr: Oh, indeed, indeed. The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing —– though I do believe that when you hear the explanation you shall laugh riotously, slappin’ your knee and perhaps even wipin’ away a giddy tear, relieved of your former concern. -The Ladykillers
2. Nicholas Garrigan: I didn’t want him to die though. Idi Amin: But you did it. Why? You want to know why? Nicholas Garrigan: Yes. Idi Amin: You did it because you love me. -The Last King of Scotland
3. T.E. Lawrence: I killed two people. One was… yesterday? He was just a boy and I led him into quicksand. The other was… well, before Aqaba. I had to execute him with my pistol, and there was something about it that I didn’t like. General Allenby: That’s to be expected. T.E. Lawrence: No, something else. General Allenby: Well, then let it be a lesson. T.E. Lawrence: No… something else. General Allenby: What then? T.E. Lawrence: I enjoyed it. -Lawrence of Arabia
4. Sara: Forgive me if I get a little emotional, but this is the day every mother dreams of. The day she watches her only daughter put a lock on her bedroom door, to keep her husband out. -Laws of Attraction
5. Ben Sanderson: We both know that I’m a drunk. And I know you are a hooker. I hope you understand that I am a person who is totally at ease with that. Which is not to say that I’m indifferent or I don’t care, I do. It simple means that I trust and accept your judgment. – Leaving Las Vegas
6. Elle: You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde? -Legally Blonde
7. Alfred: I don’t know what to say. Tristan’s always been wild. You love him for that. Susannah: Do I? Yeah, I suppose I do. Alfred: Susannah, he does love you. Colonel Ludlow: Alfred! She’s to be your brother’s wife. Alfred: Yes, though you might better remind him of that. Colonel Ludlow: He’s not here to defend himself. Alfred: No, he’s not but I see you are here to defend him and what is his. Even though he’s abandoned her and you. And I won’t even speak of who else he abandoned. Colonel Ludlow: Damn you, boy. Don’t you blame my son for Samuel’s death! Samuel chose to be a soldier and soldiers die. Sent to be slaughtered by the men in the government. Parasites like you! Damn and blast you! [turns to Susannah] Colonel Ludlow: Damn you too! Alfred: Shut your mouth! You leave her out of this! Colonel Ludlow: You get out of my house and off my land. Alfred: Why? Because I want to serve my country like you did? Or because, like you, I love a woman who doesn’t love me? He used her and he deserted her. Your darling Tristan. Susannah: Alfred, don’t, please. Alfred: I loved her! I love her still. And he stole her from me. If you want to know the truth of it he stole her from Samuel before the war. Colonel Ludlow: God help me, I’ll kill you. -Legends of the Fall
8. Fletcher: Mr. Falk, would I be accurate, if I described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professional? I *object*, Your Honor, and I move to strike! Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, I don’t know what you’re on, but you better get to the point, and quick! -Liar, Liar
9. “It takes courage to be a coward.” -Libertine
10. Sam: You knew you were dying from the start? George: We’re all dying from the start. I just got moved to the head of the line. -Life as a House
11. Steve Zissou: This bull dyke’s got something against us. -Life Aquatic
12. Guido: [being shipped to a concentration camp] You’ve never ridden on a train, have you? They’re fantastic! Everybody stands up, close together, and there are no seats! Giosué Orefice: There aren’t any seats? Guido: Seats? On a train? –Life Is Beautiful
13. David Gale: [Giving a lecture to his college students] Fantasies have to be unrealistic. Because the minute- the second- that you get what you want, you don’t- you can’t- want it anymore. -The Life of David Gale
14. Mufasa’s ghost: Simba, you have forgotten me. Adult Simba: No. How could I? Mufasa’s ghost: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life. Adult Simba: How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be. Mufasa’s ghost: Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. -Lion King
15. Barb: Knowledge is a terrible and marvelous thing. -Little Black Book
16. Christa: God’s so smart. Jenna: Yeah, like Jeopardy smart. -Little Nicky
17. “I’m hopelessly flawed.” -Little Women
18. Matt Foster: You just killed a helicopter with a car! John McClane: I was out of bullets. -Live Free or Die Hard
19. Guard Dunham: Does the n-word offend you… nigger? Earl Megget: No, sir. -The Longest Yard
20. Albert: He has my eyes. Mollie: I know he does. You don’t know how confusing it is when someone you love so much looks like someone you hate. -Look Who’s Talking Now
21. Chris Pratt: I have the money. I have the power. -The Lookout
22. Yuri Orlov: The reason I’ll be released is the same reason you think I’ll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss – the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year – sometimes it’s embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can’t be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I’m a necessary evil. -Lord of War
23. Stacy: Skip called me ”bro”! Kathy Alva: Skip called you ”bro”? Stacy: Yeah, he said ”bro”! Kathy Alva: No, he didn’t. Stacy: Yes, he did. He said ”you look hungry, bro”. Kathy Alva: He said ”you look hungry, bro”? Stacy: Yes, totally! Kathy Alva: Skip Engbloom doesn’t call anybody ”bro”. -Lords of Dogtown
24. Dora Diamond: Do you have a girlfriend? Paul Tannek: Ex-girlfriend. She lost weight, so she’s dating a lot more now. -Loser
25. Charlotte: I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be. Bob: You’ll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. -Lost in Translation
26. Colin: “And I am primarily attractive to girls who are… y’know, cooler. Game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America.” -Love Actually
27. Mechanic: “If it’s bad luck that you run from —– then it’s bad luck that you bring along with you!” -Love Field
28. L. C. Cheever: You got it backwards kid. You play cards the way you should lead your life. And you lead your life the way you should play cards. -Lucky You

1. [Tipping a waitress] Ricky Slade: Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later. -Made
2. Earl Partridge: I’ll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go. -Magnolia
3. [Inside the abandoned movie theater] Harry Trimble: That’s why we call it The Majestic. Any man, woman, child could buy their ticket, walk right in. Here they’d be, here we’d be. “Yes sir, yes ma’am. Enjoy the show.” And in they’d come entering a palace, like in a dream, like in heaven. Maybe you had worries and problems out there, but once you came through those doors, they didn’t matter anymore. And you know why? Chaplin, that’s why. And Keaton and Lloyd. Garbo, Gable, and Lombard, and Jimmy Stewart and Jimmy Cagney. Fred and Ginger. They were gods. And they lived up there. That was Olympus. Would you remember if I told you how lucky we felt just to be here? To have the privilege of watching them. I mean, this television thing. Why would you want to stay at home and watch a little box? Because it’s convenient? Because you don’t have to get dressed up, because you could just sit there? I mean, how can you call that entertainment, alone in your living room? Where’s the other people? Where’s the audience? Where’s the magic? I’ll tell you, in a place like this, the magic is all around you. The trick is to see it. -The Majestic
4. Malcolm X: Brothers and sisters, I am here to tell you that I charge the white man. I charge the white man with being the greatest murderer on earth. I charge the white man with being the greatest kidnapper on earth. There is no place in this world that this man can go and say he created peace and harmony. Everywhere he’s gone he’s created havoc. Everywhere he’s gone he’s created destruction. So I charge him. I charge him with being the greatest kidnapper on this earth! I charge him with being the greatest murderer on this earth! I charge him with being the greatest robber and enslaver on this earth! I charge the white man with being the greatest swine-eater on this earth. The greatest drunkard on this earth! He can’t deny the charges! You can’t deny the charges! We’re the living proof *of* those charges! You and I are the proof. You’re not an American, you are the victim of America. You didn’t have a choice coming over here. He didn’t say, “Black man, black woman, come on over and help me build America”. He said, “Nigger, get down in the bottom of that boat and I’m taking you over there to help me build America”. Being born here does not make you an American. I am not an American, you are not an American. You are one of the 22 million black people who are the *victims* of America. You and I, we’ve never see nany democracy. We didn’t see any… democracy on the-the cotton fields of Georgia, wasn’t no democracy down there. We didn’t see any democracy. We didn’t see any democracy on the streets of Harlem or on the streets of Brooklyn or on the streets of Detroit or Chicago. Ain’t no democracy down there. No, we’ve never seem democracy! All we’ve seen is hypocrisy! We don’t see any American Dream. We’ve experienced only the American Nightmare! Crowd: [shouting] Malcolm! Malcolm! We want Malcolm! We want Malcolm! –Malcolm X
5. “A fool’s blade is sharper than his brain.” –The Man In The Iron Mask
6. Tony Clifton: So… ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels? –Man on the Moon
7. Eleanor Shaw: I will do whatever is necessary to protect America from anyone who opposes her. –The Manchurian Candidate
8. [after being shot] Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it’s getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, [cough cough] Mask: tell Tiny Tim I won’t be coming home this Christmas, tell Scarlett I do give a damn… [he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award] Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me! -The Mask
9. “Sometimes the innocent are slain to make way for a grander scheme.” -Match Point
10. Roy: I’m not very good at being a father, all right? I barely get by being me. -Matchstick Men
11. Neo: “How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.” -Matrix
12. Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what’s the diameter of a chicken egg? Lee Harvey: 4.08 centimeters. Jamaal: No what’s that in inches? Lee Harvey: 1.61, what the fuck you gettin’ at? Jamaal: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking. Shonte Jr.: You can’t put no chicken egg up his ass, Man, look at him, he a tightass. Jamaal: No, it can be done. Lee Harvey: I’ll take that bet. -Me, Myself and Irene
13.Regina George: She thinks she’s gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is? Shane Oman: You’re right, hon. Regina George: I like *invented* her, you know what I mean? -Mean Girls
14. Charlie: You don’t make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. -Mean Streets
15. Joe Black: So that’s what love is according to William Parrish? William Parrish: Multiply it by infinity, and take it to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I’m talking about. Joe Black: Those were my words. William Parrish: They’re mine now. -Meet Joe Black
16. Greg Focker: [drunkenly blows back kiss, pauses] I still masturbate to Pam. What? She’s hot – check out those boobs. I just wanna lather ’em up with soap and rub my face in ’em. I could take a vacation in there. What? Gosh, sorry you’re perfect! And there’s another wonderful lady in the audience, my future mother-in-law Dina Byrnes! Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future – well, I’m looking, and I’m LIKIN… [Spies Jorge] Greg Focker: In my first… passionate sexual awakening, I made sweet sweet love to my housekeeper, Isabelle. Pam Byrnes: Come on, honey, that was in the past, so sit down. Greg Focker: No no no, baby – I gotta get this off my chest. Pam Byrnes: Please… sit. Greg Focker: We conceived a child. Come on up here, Jorge! This is the fruit of my loins. Come on – search your heart, you know it to be true. Yo soy tu papa! Yeah, I know, a lot of information to take in. Give that boy a hand. Oh, and Jack – Pam’s pregnant. Focker out. -Meet The Fockers
17. Greg Focker: Oh, oh check my pulse on this one, Jack. Do I think you’re a psycho? Yes. -Meet The Parents
18. Susan: Isn’t he charming, and don’t tell me he’s not gorgeous! Hobie: If you like perfect features. -Melinda and Melinda
19. Mac Brashear: You get in there and fight, Carl. Don’t take promises. Bust their rules if you have to. And when it gets hard, and it will, don’t quit on me, ever. -Men of Honor
20. Theresa Osborne: “People get hurt. They shut down.” -Message In A Bottle
21. Jerry: Why? Why? Because you stole from me and you know about the pistol and you’re just gonna steal again and I can’t have you coming back in the situation like a fly in the ointment. –The Mexican
22. Michael: Remember what John and Paul said. Frank Quinlan: The apostles? Michael: No, the Beatles. –Michael
23. Maggie Fitzgerald: Trouble in my family comes by the pound. –Million Dollar Baby
24 Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date. Cheryl “Rhode Island”: That’s a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket. -Miss Congeniality
25. Modigliani: Amori. Amori. Amori. We don’t have to look any further. The future of art “ is in a woman’s face. Bella! -Modigliani
26. Katherine Watson: [about Betty’s Wedding] This is quite the event. I’m surprised I was invited. Bill Dunbar: Well, look around you. [beat] Who wasn’t? -Mona Lisa Smile
27. Franklin Hatchett: [Overhearing Raymond and Dubray talking] Fifteen million? Fifteen million dollars? Oh, you gotta cut a brother in on that. Hey, we split it three ways. Seven for me, [to Dubray] Franklin Hatchett: Seven for you, [to Raymond] Franklin Hatchett: And you, you get whatever’s left over ’cause you been tripping ever since I met you. -Money Talks
28. Aileen: There’s a lot of shit I can’t do anymore, but killing’s not one of them. And letting those fucking bastards go out and rape someone else. –Monster
29. Sonny Grotowski: You hate me. You hate me, don’t you? Answer me! You hate me don’t you! Hank Grotowski: Yes, I hate you. Always have. Sonny Grotowski: Well I’ve always loved you. -Monster’s Ball
30. Alexander Leek: In the end it all came down to just one simple question. Which was more important – having proof, or being alive? Trust me. I turned away years ago, and I’ve never looked back. John Klein: Didn’t you need to know? Alexander Leek: We’re not allowed to know. -Mothman Prophecies
31. Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Mother. Mother Sister Alberto: Yes? Alberto Granado: We want to eat. Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: We deserve to eat like everyone else. Mother Sister Alberto: Yes, but you didn’t go to mass. Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: No. Mother Sister Alberto: Then, how do you expect to feed the body if you didn’t feed the soul first? -The Motorcycle Diaries
32. Christian: Then I’ll write a song and we’ll put it in the show and whenever you sing it or hear it. Or whistle or hum it then you’ll know. It’ll mean that we love one another. -Moulin Rouge
33. “I always say what I think “ not because it’s good; it’s just because I can’t censor it.” -Mozart & The Whale
34. Mr. Earl Brooks: Would you have a problem killing a woman? Mr. Smith: No, an asshole’s an asshole! -Mr. Brooks
35. Mrs. Doubtfire: I can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo yo, make a mean cup of coco. -Mrs. Doubtfire
36. Coco Lenoix: You know, there was a man that lived here once that had a prize-fighting kangaroo. Well, you just wouldn’t believe what the kangaroo did to this courtyard! -Mulholland Drive
37. Justin: You were going to sit here and watch me kill myself? -Murder by Numbers
38. Alex Fletcher: You could make relationship history! -Music and Lyrics
39. “Don’t you put the sunshine to shame.” -Must Love Dogs
40. Toula Portokalos: [narration] My family is big and loud but they’re my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there. –My Big Fat Greek Wedding
41. “I don’t know what strength broke me from her eyes. Loose from her arms.” –My Brother’s Wife
42. Vinny Gambini: What’s the matter with you? Lisa: I don’t know. Vinny Gambini: You’re acting like you’re nervous or something. Lisa: Well, yeah. I am. Vinny Gambini: What are you nervous about? I’m the one that’s under the gun here. Trial starts tomorrow. Lisa: You wanna know what I’m nervous about? I’ll tell you what I’m nervous about! I am in the dark here with all this legal crap. I have no idea what’s going on. All I know is that you’re screwing up and I can’t help. Vinny Gambini: You left me a little camera, didn’t you? Lisa: Oh, Vinny! I’m watching you go down in flames, and you’re bringing me with you and I can’t do anything about it! Vinny Gambini: And? Lisa: Well I hate to bring it up because I know you’ve got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, TEN YEARS LATER, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is [taps her foot] TICKING LIKE THIS and the way this case is going, I ain’t never getting married. Vinny Gambini: Lisa, I don’t need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I’ve got a judge that’s just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain’t slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your [taps his foot] Vinny Gambini: BIOLOGICAL CLOCK – my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible? Lisa: [pause] Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up. -My Cousin Vinny
43. Maximus: “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight — I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.” -My Giant
44. Father: PASS ME THE PEPPERS!!! Mother: Say please. “Beat) What did I to you? Father: You gave me 2 crazy kids. My Wife Is An Actress
45. Jimmy Markum: They put her in a bag. Theo: What’s that? Jimmy Markum: That’s what Katie looked like when I saw her in the morgue. Like they put her in a bag and then they beat the bag with pipes. Janie died in her sleep, all due respect, but there you go. She went to sleep, she never woke up. Peaceful. Theo: You don’t need to talk about Janie. Jimmy Markum: My daughter was murdered. They put a gun to her. As we stand here, she’s on an autopsy slab getting cut open by scalpels and chest spreaders, and you’re talking to me about domestic fucking responsibility? Good to see you, Theo. -Mystic River

1. Lt. Frank Drebin: “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.” -Naked Gun 33 1/3

2. Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb’s milk] I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. -Napoleon Dynamite
3. Ben Gates: Of all the ideas that became the United States, there’s a line here that’s at the heart of all the others. “But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security.” -National Treasure
4. Lieutenant Danny Roman: When your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers. -The Negotiator
5. Liz: I don’t want you to die. Cris Johnson: It happened. It just hasn’t happened yet. -Next
6. Gene Watson: Kisses to you. Lynn Watson: No, kisses to you! -Nick of Time
7. Mr. Zadir: Dooey, did you just grab my ass? Dooey: Sir, from where I’m standing, that’s physical impossibilty. Night at the Roxbury
8. Donna D. Logand: You’re only as loved as you think you are. -The Night Listener
9. Baroness Kessler: My latest work: “The Devil: History and Myth” – a kind of biography. It will be published next year. Dean Corso: Why the devil? Baroness Kessler: [laughs] I saw him one day. I was fifteen years old, and I saw him as plain as I see you now: cutaway, top hat, cane. Very elegant, very handsome. It was love at first sight. Dean Corso: 300 years ago, that would get you burned at the stake. Baroness Kessler: 300 years ago I wouldn’t have said it! -The Ninth Gate
10. Mike: Your welcome. Artie, listen to me. I want you to know something. I forgive you. -Noel
11. Teen Attendant: Excuse me ma’am. We have a 300 lb weight limit. Rasputia: I don’t weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin’? -Norbit
12. Glory: [notices Josey’s wedding ring] Married? Who’s the lucky? Josey Aimes: [looks distressed, licks her finger and starts to remove the ring] Glory: Who’s the unlucky? Josey Aimes: Me, I s’pose. -North Country
13. Graf Orlok: Is this your wife? What a lovely throat. -Nosferatu
14. Barbara Covett: People anguish for years with partners who are clearly from another planet. We want so much to believe that we’ve found our other. It takes courage to recognize the real as opposed to the convenient. –Notes on a Scandal
15. T. Paul: There’s a spider on your head. Nick Beam: What? T. Paul: There’s a spider on yo head. Nick Beam: Look, I’m sorry, I’m not up on all this jive talkin’, home boy lingo, what’s that supposed to mean? “There’s a spider on your head”? T. Paul: It means there’s a spider on your motherfuckin’ head, man! Nick Beam: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! T. Paul: I ain’t touchin’ that shit! –Nothing to Lose
16. Vietnam Veteran: I’m going to tell you something I wish someone would have told me when I was your age. Chrissy: Oh yeah? What’s that? Vietnam Veteran: Your parents aren’t always right. Samantha: No shit. –Now & Then
17. Buddy Love: Oh you mean rich dummy terms? Oh okay then. Alright everybody listen up. When you go out to dinner and eat nasty greasy shit like this, now I know this may look real nice, but do you know there is a gene in your DNA that moves this straight to your fat cells, thus resulting in what this woman has what I like to call jello arm. [shakes a fat lady’s arm] -Nutty Professor

1. [last lines] Hugo: All my life I always wanted to fly. I always wanted to live like a hawk. I know you’re not supposed to be jealous of anything, but… to take flight, to soar above everything and everyone, now that’s living. But a hawk is no good around normal birds. It can’t fit in. Even though all the other birds probably wanna be hawks; they hate him for what they can’t be. Proud. Powerful. Determined. Dark. Odin is a hawk. He soars above us. He can fly. One of these days, everyone’s gonna pay attention to me. Because I’m gonna fly too. –O
2. Roy Lee: I’ll tell you what’s unbelievable… captain of the football team being jealous of you. –October Sky
3. Lawrence: [as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison] Peter… watch out for your cornhole, bud. –Office Space
4. Tracy: God? God? Where are you? I need you. It’s been days. Tomorrow they are putting me into an institution. I’ve been to 3 churches AND a synagogue. I’ve been looking all over for you. -Oh, God. Book II.
5. Frank: I had an awesome time! Beanie: I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows you had an awesome time. [to Mitch] Beanie: And wouldn’t you want those times to keep on going? –Old School
6. Artful Dodger: You know what a prig is, don’tcha? Oliver Twist: I think I do. It’s a – thief. You’re one, are you not? Artful Dodger: I am. So’s Charley. So’s Bet. So we all are, down to the dog. And he’s the downiest one of the lot. Charley Bates: And the least given to peaching. –Oliver Twist
7. McMurphy: Get out of my way son, you’re usin’ my oxygen. –One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
8. Sy Parrish: The shutter is clicked. The flash goes off and they’ve stopped time, as if just for the blink of an eye. –One Hour Photo
9. Susan: Oh God! Something’s rubbing against my foot! –Open Water
10. Firefighter: What’s your name? Lance: Uh, Joe… John… uh, Joe-John. Firefighter: Your name’s Joe-John? Lance: John-ston, Johnston. Joe. Firefighter: You wanna tell me what happened here? Lance: Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it’s… checkin out the fire. –Orange County